Ponfedtap Tettiyattvid Gessdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful parrot.

Ponfedtap Tettiyattvid Gessdiss created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfedtap Tettiyattvid Gessdiss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ponfedtap Tettiyattvid Gessdiss, it will be very unhappy.

Ponfedtap Tettiyattvid Gessdiss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ponfedtap Tettiyattvid Gessdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

5. You must pray to Ponfedtap Tettiyattvid Gessdiss four times a day.