Febkamrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart bat.

Febkamrak created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Febkamrak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Febkamrak, it will turn you into a plant.

Febkamrak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Febkamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Febkamrak.