Pitnegab is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, duplicitous
raven.
Pitnegab created the cosmos six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pitnegab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Pitnegab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Pitnegab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Pitnegab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.
2. Do not kill turtles.
3. Worship no other gods but Pitnegab.
4. Never wear blue shirts.
5. You must love Pitnegab.