Pitnegab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, duplicitous raven.

Pitnegab created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitnegab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pitnegab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pitnegab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pitnegab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Worship no other gods but Pitnegab.

4. Never wear blue shirts.

5. You must love Pitnegab.