Bonyarbog is a god.
He takes the form of a small, slow
hippopotamus.
Bonyarbog created oxygen eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bonyarbog, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Bonyarbog, he will turn you into a dog.
Bonyarbog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Bonyarbog's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not speak about grapes.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never jump in holy places.