Henquathivhinvidquagquafnak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring naga.

Henquathivhinvidquagquafnak created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Henquathivhinvidquagquafnak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Henquathivhinvidquagquafnak, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Henquathivhinvidquagquafnak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Henquathivhinvidquagquafnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Retreat if six rats approach from the south.

4. Run away if seven snails approach from the west.

5. Never talk about galaxies.