Stikgiltun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able hare.

Stikgiltun created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikgiltun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stikgiltun, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Stikgiltun's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Stikgiltun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. You must pray to Stikgiltun six times a day.