Cumbitlen is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, stupid centipede.

Cumbitlen created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbitlen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cumbitlen, he will turn you into a duck.

Cumbitlen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cumbitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. You must love Cumbitlen.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.