Genhakmot is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient centipede.

Genhakmot created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Genhakmot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Genhakmot, she will turn you into a goat.

Genhakmot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Genhakmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back red.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never go into gray rooms.