Gidhitnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unjust skunk.

Gidhitnutt created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidhitnutt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gidhitnutt, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gidhitnutt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gidhitnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide if eight ducks approach from the east.