Fasgep is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish human.

Fasgep created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgep, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fasgep, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fasgep's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fasgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near porpoises while wearing violet jumpers and balancing six nickel spheres on your legs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Never talk about optics near bats while wearing blue rings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.