Omtvenxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciless zebra.

Omtvenxuck created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Omtvenxuck, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Omtvenxuck, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Omtvenxuck's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Omtvenxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Omtvenxuck in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.