Bagbifvad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind crow.

Bagbifvad created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbifvad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bagbifvad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bagbifvad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bagbifvad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.