Gigjabkom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering narwhal.

Gigjabkom created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigjabkom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigjabkom, he will not invite you to parties.

Gigjabkom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gigjabkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.