Bansiggof is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty mink.

Bansiggof created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bansiggof, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bansiggof, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bansiggof's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bansiggof's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Retreat if seven doves approach from the west.

4. Bansiggof must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.