Bigfumbit Homboghiv is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful jaguar.

Bigfumbit Homboghiv created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigfumbit Homboghiv, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bigfumbit Homboghiv, he will turn you into a frog.

Bigfumbit Homboghiv's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bigfumbit Homboghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bigfumbit Homboghiv.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Bigfumbit Homboghiv loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help snakes.