Liktanvagfom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless goblin.

Liktanvagfom created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liktanvagfom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Liktanvagfom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Liktanvagfom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Liktanvagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Worship no other gods but Liktanvagfom.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat cherries.