Lenyograkcut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent squid.

Lenyograkcut created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenyograkcut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenyograkcut, she will come to you in dreams.

Lenyograkcut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lenyograkcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.