Funsagvonflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered armadillo.

Funsagvonflis created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funsagvonflis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Funsagvonflis, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Funsagvonflis' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Funsagvonflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Fast once a month.