Dotmidmatlag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, astonishing wyvern.

Dotmidmatlag created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotmidmatlag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dotmidmatlag, he will be very unhappy.

Dotmidmatlag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dotmidmatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from magenta monkeys, for they are unholy.