Yogfubfon is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest
beaver.
Yogfubfon created an electron four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yogfubfon, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Yogfubfon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Yogfubfon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Yogfubfon's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
3. Always wear mauve.
4. Do not eat onions.
5. Always look after injured ants.