Yogfubfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest beaver.

Yogfubfon created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogfubfon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogfubfon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yogfubfon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yogfubfon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Always look after injured ants.