Bellarfvad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable badger.

Bellarfvad created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellarfvad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bellarfvad, it will not invite you to parties.

Bellarfvad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bellarfvad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four carbon sculptures of Bellarfvad on top of important buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.