Pangbagflagkapsugjarnfob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, clever butterfly.

Pangbagflagkapsugjarnfob created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbagflagkapsugjarnfob, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pangbagflagkapsugjarnfob, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pangbagflagkapsugjarnfob's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pangbagflagkapsugjarnfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed wheat to squirrels while wearing shorts.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Run away from brown capybaras, for they are unholy.