Nangutwonmipnuttladbodfar is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, boastful hummingbird.

Nangutwonmipnuttladbodfar created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nangutwonmipnuttladbodfar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nangutwonmipnuttladbodfar, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nangutwonmipnuttladbodfar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nangutwonmipnuttladbodfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never feed lots of melons to eagles while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.