Fombugbod is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, capable
aardvark.
Fombugbod created Mount Everest two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fombugbod, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Fombugbod, he will destroy your home planet.
Fombugbod's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Fombugbod's Holy Commandments1. Run away from green tortoises, for they are unholy.
2. Do not kill voles.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
5. Do not drink alcohol.