Fombugbod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable aardvark.

Fombugbod created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Fombugbod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fombugbod, he will destroy your home planet.

Fombugbod's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fombugbod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.