Nutfobhak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring whale.

Nutfobhak created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nutfobhak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nutfobhak, it will turn you into a snail.

Nutfobhak's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nutfobhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. You must pray to Nutfobhak eight times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Run away if five snails approach from the west.