Af is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable crow.

Af created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Af, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Af, he will cry a lot.

Af's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Af's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Af must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.