Pogdidved is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful
troll.
Pogdidved created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Pogdidved, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Pogdidved, she will send minions to preach to you.
Pogdidved's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Pogdidved's Holy Commandments1. Never wear jumpers.
2. Never talk about special relativity near doves while wearing purple shorts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your chest.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.
5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Pogdidved in the centre of the settlement.