Jopdamlogfud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sage jackal.

Jopdamlogfud created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopdamlogfud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jopdamlogfud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jopdamlogfud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jopdamlogfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Jopdamlogfud's name in vain.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Jopdamlogfud on top of all buildings.