Targlopnad Fodhogfarzod is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental lizard.

Targlopnad Fodhogfarzod created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Targlopnad Fodhogfarzod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Targlopnad Fodhogfarzod, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Targlopnad Fodhogfarzod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Targlopnad Fodhogfarzod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the north.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Targlopnad Fodhogfarzod.

4. Never hop near tortoises.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to frogs while wearing pink tights.