Hungovjon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating mongoose.

Hungovjon created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungovjon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hungovjon, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hungovjon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hungovjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Always obey Hungovjon's priests.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hungovjon.

5. Always help sick frogs.