Hungovjon is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating
mongoose.
Hungovjon created energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hungovjon, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Hungovjon, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Hungovjon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Hungovjon's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.
2. Always obey Hungovjon's priests.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hungovjon.
5. Always help sick frogs.