Zodcapgombiddubwadmifzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful penguin.

Zodcapgombiddubwadmifzed created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodcapgombiddubwadmifzed, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodcapgombiddubwadmifzed, he will send minions to preach to you.

Zodcapgombiddubwadmifzed's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zodcapgombiddubwadmifzed's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about optics near sheep while wearing mauve tights and balancing four silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.