Butfembast Ranbastgan Fastag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered ant.

Butfembast Ranbastgan Fastag created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Butfembast Ranbastgan Fastag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Butfembast Ranbastgan Fastag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Butfembast Ranbastgan Fastag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Butfembast Ranbastgan Fastag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four frogs approach from the north.

2. Never jump in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at comets.