Hunlogjan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow scorpion.

Hunlogjan created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunlogjan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hunlogjan, it will come to you in dreams.

Hunlogjan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hunlogjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help sick snails.