Megjig is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful
zebra.
Megjig created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Megjig, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Megjig, she will turn you into a sheep.
Megjig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Megjig's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never feed lots of figs to snakes while wearing turquoise corsets.
3. Never wear stockings.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never talk about galaxies.