Nelgodyok is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, caring
owl.
Nelgodyok created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nelgodyok, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Nelgodyok, he will cry a lot.
Nelgodyok's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Nelgodyok's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing green jumpers and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Nelgodyok loves pigs, so they must be honoured.
4. Put Nelgodyok first in all things.
5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.