Mapfaglogjapbanvigvog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving hummingbird.

Mapfaglogjapbanvigvog created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfaglogjapbanvigvog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mapfaglogjapbanvigvog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Mapfaglogjapbanvigvog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mapfaglogjapbanvigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always look after injured birds.