Bafshavfom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil rhinoceros.

Bafshavfom created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafshavfom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bafshavfom, he will be very sad.

Bafshavfom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bafshavfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bafshavfom.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never laugh in the presence of cats.