Lagvedyart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane hedgehog.

Lagvedyart created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Lagvedyart, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagvedyart, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lagvedyart's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Lagvedyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Lagvedyart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Lagvedyart loves badgers, so they must be respected.