Quartbopbat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, strong alligator.

Quartbopbat created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartbopbat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quartbopbat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quartbopbat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quartbopbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Quartbopbat first in all things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.