Quatdidpit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous parrot.

Quatdidpit created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatdidpit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quatdidpit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quatdidpit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Quatdidpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quatdidpit.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Always help badgers.