Canmotkim is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable
cow.
Canmotkim created an electron three million years ago.
If you believe in
Canmotkim, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Canmotkim, she will remove you from existence.
Canmotkim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Canmotkim's Holy Commandments1. Never write about stars.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not kill goats.
4. Never write about quantum mechanics.
5. Do not keep eight turtles in a large pit.