Venlikdap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, slow mongoose.

Venlikdap created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venlikdap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Venlikdap, it will strike you with lightening.

Venlikdap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Venlikdap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Venlikdap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never chant near sheep.