Godhogflig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring alligator.

Godhogflig created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godhogflig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godhogflig, it will cry a lot.

Godhogflig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Godhogflig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.