Zedbodbon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring jaguar.

Zedbodbon created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedbodbon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zedbodbon, she will cry a lot.

Zedbodbon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zedbodbon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed strawberries to great tits while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.