Yakdanlop is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unfair clam.

Yakdanlop created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakdanlop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yakdanlop, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yakdanlop's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yakdanlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never wear yellow boots.

4. Hide from orange snakes for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.