Bimlenrig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective swallow.

Bimlenrig created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimlenrig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimlenrig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bimlenrig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bimlenrig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bimlenrig first in all things.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat bark.