Arpdudbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, emotional beaver.

Arpdudbap created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpdudbap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arpdudbap, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Arpdudbap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Arpdudbap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Arpdudbap loves snails, so they must be respected.