Bunbumbell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful clam.

Bunbumbell created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bunbumbell, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bunbumbell, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bunbumbell's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bunbumbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed cherries to hamsters while wearing green shorts.

3. Never paint your hands purple.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.