Mabstanlat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving goose.

Mabstanlat created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Mabstanlat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mabstanlat, she will turn you into a dog.

Mabstanlat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mabstanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Mabstanlat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.