Metfodkadtad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fussy hyena.

Metfodkadtad created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Metfodkadtad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metfodkadtad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Metfodkadtad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Metfodkadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Metfodkadtad.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Metfodkadtad on top of all buildings.

5. Never feed lots of peas to grasshopers while wearing indigo shirts.